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Horrible Etiquette 2.0
All right. It’s become pretty clear that neither parents, schools, or other dispensaries of run-of-the-mill good sense have either gone on strike or got caught under a building during a Haitian...
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Brain Viagra
How 'bout that: Team England's collective IQ just shot from one to three digits (three small digits, mind). Rio Ferdinand out of England World Cup squad
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It's Time To Die...
...when you look like this--in part due to bad plastic surgery and getting inked up the way those classy death row inmates do--in the hopes you'll still look young, lithe, hip, even sexy as you did 30...
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And Speaking Of Timely Death
...I'd argue it was easily time that Robert Byrd cacked. I mean, when you start looking like a geriatric Robert Smith (with admittedly toned-down mascara and better-combed hair), it's about time to...
View ArticleBeen Stupid Lately?
So, you may be out of work, or worried about losing your job, or worried about losing your home because you've lost your job (or may do so soon), or are otherwise preoccupied with the myriad...
View ArticleLook On the Bright Side
At least her experience as a switch-hitter will make rooming with Large Marge a whole lo easier for her. Or is that just mean?
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Who Would?
Take a byline, that is, for an unspeakably fucking shite story like this one?Cerebral palsy sufferer broke both legs on 'healing pilgrimage'A cerebral palsy sufferer took a pilgrimage to Lourdes in...
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They Look Alike, They Talk Alike...
So whaddya think: is there no chance we'll ever see this pair in the same room at once, or has Queen Fabiola of Belgium been calling Phil Spector's hair dresser to the castle of late?
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Chalk Another One Up For Brilliant Research
In another fascinating entry to the world's "No Fucking Shit, Dumbfuck" hall of fame research by experts that probably cost more money than I make in a decade found:Severe Acne May Raise Suicide...
View ArticleIgnore This: It's All Simon's Fault
12 The Ballroom02 Leaps and Bounds07 Before Too Long13 From Little Things Big Things Grow15 Every Fucking City
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